9.8.13
"I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners." ― Clary
"Well there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power."
"If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are." ― Madame Dorothea
"The Law is hard, but it is the Law." ― Jace
"Demon slayers take the Subway?" ― Simon
"We love reproducing. It's one of our favorite things." ― Jace
"It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies since 1234.'" ― Jace
"I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death." ― Clary
"There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it." ― Jace
"If you run into a psychic wall face-first, do you wind up with psychic bruises?" ― Clary
"All knowledge hurts." ― Magnus Bane
"I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's less of a threshold and more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer." ― Jace
"You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." ― Clary
"He has many things I haven't got like nearsightedness, bad posture, and an appalling lack of coordination." ― Jace
"Sorry, are you telling me that your demon slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignation with the forces of darkness by my mom?" ― Simon
"It's the Mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl." ― Isabelle
"What, you kidnapped yourself?" ― Clary
"You cannot save others until you first save yourself." ― Brother Jeremiah
